FEUD: Shakespeare or “RuPaul’s Drag Race”?

FEUD: Shakespeare or “RuPaul’s Drag Race”?

JOAN CRAWFORD from the Novel Mommie Smearest Disses FEUD ep.5: Part 6 of a Parody Series A couple drama queens in heels swanning around like two Shakespearean harpies or RuPaul’s Drag Race-rs, howling and waving our arms in the air (with 1960s updates of highballs and cigarettes) while the natural process of human aging and […]

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 FEUD Goes Mommie Dearest-Lite

FEUD Goes Mommie Dearest-Lite

JOAN CRAWFORD Disses FEUD: Part 5 of a Parody Series. FEUD’s ep.4 “More, or Less” was more or less THREE stolen scenes from Mommie Dearest, the biblical source for fake-Joan Crawford bio-reference. ONE. FEUD re-purposed from Mommie Dearest one of the most appalling compelling scenes in cinematic history—me in a boardroom in a black Kremlin-looking […]

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 Posing A Few Questions About Ryan Murphy’s Pose

Posing A Few Questions About Ryan Murphy’s Pose

I came of age and came out in NYC during the 80’s.  The Christopher Street Pier was where I spent a great deal of my time and where I briefly met some of the sweetest finest souls I would ever meet.  Their names ended with Ninja, LaBeija, Magnifique, Infinity, Extravaganza and countless others.  They were […]

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 FEUD: MOMMIE DEAREST BRAND-POWER

FEUD: MOMMIE DEAREST BRAND-POWER

JOAN CRAWFORD Disses FEUD: Part 4 of a Parody Series Mommie Dearest is my Joan Crawford star-power brand that will draw crowds after selfie-fad Kardashian joins Oldsmobile in the brand dump. Dead stars here in Hollywood Heaven ask if I’m offended by my reputation as Mommie Dearest, especially since FEUD: JOAN (and bette) refreshed it […]

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 STRANGE RODEO BEDFELLOWS

STRANGE RODEO BEDFELLOWS

 JOAN CRAWFORD Disses FEUD: Part 3 of a Parody Series JOAN CRAWFORD in MOMMIE DEAREST: “Don’t F·CK with me fellas! This ain’t my first time at the rodeo. … I know how to win the hard way.” My “hard way” includes colluding with people I hate to make me look good—like ganging up with Bette […]

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 JOAN CRAWFORD Parody-Critiques FEUD: JOAN (and bette)

JOAN CRAWFORD Parody-Critiques FEUD: JOAN (and bette)

This world is #realityfake. I’m here on parole from Hollywood Hell (after a mix-up regarding some Mommie Monster Dearest bio-fraud) watching the White House reality drama Whatever Happened to Trump’s Brain? with Kellyanne Conway as Baby Jane Hudson. Why are we surprised? Civilians act like movie stars tweeting selfies from brunch, and Vatican City worships Hollywood’s Holy Trinity of […]

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