Are You Good in Bed or Bad in Bed?

Last night, a Sunday, late, my phone rings. It’s a friend of mine who needs to tell me about his sexcapade. I was like, “Boy, I’m sleep.” He kept going anyway. You know when you tell somebody you’re sleep and they keep talking, and they’re the one who called you?

Anyway, I listened. He was telling me how bad the sex was, and I was laughing because the story was hilarious. Then I asked him, “Well, how do you know if you’re good in bed or bad in bed?” He bust out laughing and said, “I’m good in bed.” I said, “How do you know that?”

I gotta be honest. When I had my podcast, Colorful Conversations with Connie and Corey, we did this topic. The podcast wasn’t as successful as I’d hoped, but watch this clip and you’ll see our chemistry was like no other. Unfortunately, we had artistic differences, and you know, sometimes the people we date don’t mess with us, so we had to dissolve. I wish she and I could have kept going, because it was gonna be a popping show.

Enjoy the clip. It’s still one of the funniest shows we did, and it’s the inspiration behind this article. Take note of the date. September 2022. Sometimes our opinions don’t change. But maybe they do. Oh, wow.

I can only speak for gay men, but all gay men think they’re cute and good in bed. I don’t care if they have a big one or a little one. You know what I’m talking about? Honestly, it’s because no one would ever tell you you’re bad in bed. Would you tell somebody they’re bad in bed? Especially somebody you’re never gonna see again?

Look at the world gay men live in. We have apps, Grindr, Scruff, Sniffies. We can pick up a guy in a minute who lives a block away, or even in our building. Now, that’s the one I’m scared of.

You know what they say. Don’t poop where you eat. Honey, I don’t. I try to stay a five-mile radius away when I’m hooking up. I don’t do that no more anyway, ha ha. It’s a dry spell, but that’s another topic.

So here’s the deal. Years ago I was chatting with somebody who said he was more than five miles away. Well, I have a doorman. I was waiting for him, and all of a sudden I hear a knock on my door. No doorman ring. I opened the door and told him to come in, and he said, “Oh, I live in the building.” Oh my God. That was a mistake, because he was knocking on my door at 3 in the morning. But anyway, that means I’m good in bed, right?

I think people believe they’re good in bed because nobody would ever tell them otherwise. If a guy hears you moaning and groaning, he’s probably gonna leave thinking he was awesome.

Now, if you’re interested in somebody and the sex is bad, what do you do? Do you tell them? How soon? Day three? Well, that means you had sex on the first date, and that’s a problem in itself. But hey, who knows. As they always say, you gotta know early so you know what you’re working with.

My point is, you have to ask whether you’re good or bad, and I don’t know if you’re gonna have the courage to ask somebody, “Was I good?” They always say, don’t ask if you don’t want to know. Somebody might tell you you’re bad in bed.

Unfortunately, many gay men learn what good sex is from porn, and every guy wants to be a porn star. Nowadays porn is everywhere, OnlyFans, X, formerly known as Twitter. We’re taking the porn star career and turning it upside down, because everybody on the internet seems to be a porn star lately.

Good in bed or bad in bed, I don’t know. Take the poll and let’s see who thinks they’re good in bed. Honestly, everybody’s gonna say they’re good. Who’s gonna say they’re not? LOL

Sources: Twitter was renamed X in July 2023, per AppleInsider (source).

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