Proof That bioBidet Is Exactly What You Are Looking For

“Toilet paper destroys 27,000 trees every day. By replacing paper with a bidet, we’re cutting this number down and keeping more trees in the ground,” says company co-founder Lars Kleinstein.
A photo of a toilet against a red tile wall

It’s not unusual to have strange conversations with friends, especially while you’re drinking. Last week while in Atlanta, my good friend Trina and I were talking about using public restrooms and the extreme measures we take to stay clean.

The moment she told me she grabs a handful of paper towels, wets it, and takes in the stall with her, is the moment, I fell to the floor in laughter, not because of what she said but how she said it. Honestly, I was shocked by how serious she was.

She was not joking, and she made it clear; having a clean ass is the most crucial thing in the world! You never know where you might end up, whether it’s a one-night stand, or heading to the morgue, everyone should have a clean ass.

A product display of the portable travel bioBidet Travel Bidet

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Ironically, after my crazy weekend in Atlanta with my good friend, I checked the mail to find a gift that will keep on giving, “The Palm TP-200,” a travel bidet. I know, at this point, you think I’m lying; but I’m not!

At first, I thought it was a joke, but quickly I learned it was an assignment for work, I had to try out this new portable bidet. “I love my job!”

When I opened the box, it was ready to use, fully charged!

The idea for Big Gay Bidet was launched earlier this year when Lars Kleinstein and business partner Rick Tiner was turned on to the positive environmental aspects and health benefits associated with a bidet.

I’ve been to Europe several times and never thought of using a bidet. I would look at it like it was an alien from another planet, so it was fun to try out this portable one. Plus, I like to feel fresh and clean-clean!

This bidet works remarkably well. Fill it with warm water, hit the button, and clean yourself as the last step after having a bowel movement or just wanting to revive yourself after going to the bathroom.

This portable bidet is particularly helpful for people who are incapable of cleaning themselves properly and end up suffering from many bladder infections. Overall, I’m happy with the portable travel bidet! As the box says, clean on the go! What an astonishing difference from using plain old toilet paper! I will never go back.

If you have never used a bidet, like me, I highly recommend trying this product. So glad I finally did! “The Bio Bidet TP-200 Portable Travel Bidet” is available now with a full collection of standard home models, at Big Gay Bidet.

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